What planet did you say you're from, sir?

Comments by alleged President Bush, at his Labor Day photo op in Maryland:

"We ought to make the tax relief permanent. I like it when people are working for a living, have more after-tax money in their pocket," Bush said as he marked Labor Day by touring a maritime training center on Maryland's southern shoreline.

"To make sure that we're the economic leader of the world, we got to keep taxes low," he added.

What the hell does he know about working for a living? Somebody give the man some whiskey.