Teach your children well

WANTED

For Substance Abuse and Antisocial Behavior

Noelle Bush (left), John Ellis Bush (right)

I don't mean to be (too) churlish, but maybe Florida Gov. Jeb Bush needs to attend to things closer to the hearth before he starts vociferously defending the rights of those certifiably braindead and living in a persistently vegetative state.

And I'm not talking about his big brother.