A tale of two scumbags

What exactly is the difference between David Vitter, Republican Senator from Louisiana and Eliot Spitzer, Democratic now-former Governor of New York?

Mostly just two. Spitzer is a liberal Dem. And Venter is still in office.

So, the lesson here, kids, is this. It is a far greater sin to be a whore-mongering liberal Democrat than a whore-mongering right-wing Republican.