If only ...

Rush Limbaugh, the 55-year-old ultra right-wing commentator, surrendered Friday at the Palm Beach County jail on a warrant charging that in 2003, sought a prescription from a physician without revealing that he had received medications from another practitioner within 30 days. That charge, commonly referred to as doctor shopping, is a felony that could carry a sentence of up to 5 years in prison. Limbaugh was booked, photographed and fingerprinted before being released on $3,000 bail.

Now, wouldn't you just love to see some dude doing 15 years or more for possession of a joint standing over the fat slob and saying "Squeal like a pig..."